So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here
4channers claiming their goal is to “make the tumblr tag system useless”
in their next raid, 4chan starts some fires on a volcano
you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought
Anonymous said: Mofatt, y u have no woman WRITEs for Dr. who or Shlrerok?
Um DR WHO and SHREKLOK is about BOY? Not WOMEN? I also put a dricector is GIRL?? Yeah So yeah boy right ok sorry thank you
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day